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Exploration
Welcome back to the gas station, everybody! The spiderwebs are still out and about, but at least the spiders themselves are gone. Let's sound off the crew and see what they have to say about this place.

So, what do you think of this place?

I saw it from the air and regretfully realized they probably don't have any helicopter fuel. Apart from the fuel tank, this hole is pretty much useless. Let's take what we came for and move on.

Do you like it here, Cody?

It smells weird. It makes me dizzy.

It's gas. Fuel. There's a lot of it in the tank.

Can we go somewhere else?

We will... just a sec, okay?

What do you think of this place?

I used to fuel my car here often. They had good prices but the fuel quality was terrible. I don't think it has changed much since then.

Not that we can be fussy about it.

Sure. It's a miracle this fuel is still here.
We'll just be nicking the fuel we can to top off our flamethrower and gas canister. There's nothing else of interest here. Next stop is the destroyed bridge, just because I want to hear Barry and Cody's comments on the place. And get our ego massaged for building the bridge itself.
Wasteland

How do you like the bridge, Cody?

Hmm... it could use some paint.

We don't have any.

Yellow would be nice. Or green. I like green.

This bridge is almost like the end of the world never happened, am I right?

Well... How do I break this to you? This... isn't necessarily the finest bridge I've seen in my life. But, okay. It looks sturdy enough for a car to cross it. I'll give you that.
Sheesh, everyone's a critic. Anyway, let's head on back home, gas up the generator, then grab some items to mess around with that burger joint flag. I'm sure something on hand can trigger its mechanism.
Investigation
But first, I want to hear Cody and Barry's thoughts on the road leading to our safehouse.

Do you like it here, Cody?

Umm, you mean here? On this road? No... I don't like it here. It's windy and there's nothing but sand all around.

What do you think of this place?

I used to take this road when travelling from my place. It looked so much different not too long ago. There was a countryside here, you know? Cattle in the pastures, crops growing high up all around... Good times.
Inside

It's so cool!!!

It's not my home. I found it deserted.

Oh. It's still cool! Can we go upstairs? I saw a helicopter sticking out of it.

Calm down, Cody!

So, this is the place you stayed at?

Yes.

It's... big. Looks solid.

Despite Cate's best attempts, it still stands. And I think it can provide us with the protection we need. At least until we figure out what to do next.

I knew the people who lived here.

Really?

I'll tell you about them if you want.
Before you do that, Barry, let's get your opinions on the place.

Do you like it here, Cody?

Yeah, it's awesome! It's huge and looks comfy and it has a helicopter on the roof! Why would someone build a house with a helicopter like that?

It wasn't built like that. The helicopter is Cate's addition.

Oh. Cate's so cool!

Thanks.

Yeah, it takes real talent to crash into the only house in the middle of the desert.

I was trying to... You know what? Fine. I'm talented.

What do you think of our hideout, Barry?

What can I say? It's okay. It's bigger than my house used to be. I think it was a nice place before the world ended.

It's still a good shelter.

A shelter, yes. Home? No. It used to be a home for some people. It's now like an empty shell of a turtle that once lived.

Oh, Barry. I didn't know you were so poetic.
Barry is certainly eloquent. Why don't you tell us about "the people who lived in our hideout," my good man?

You said you knew the people who lived in our hideout?

We weren't really close, but we spoke on occasion.

What happened to them? I always wondered. The house was locked, and I didn't find any bodies. So, I guess the set of keys I found must have been spares.

They left. The military was still trying to evacuate civilians from endangered areas until they realized there were no safe areas left.

Didn't you want to go with them?

We refused. Maggie wanted to stay. Now I wonder. What if...? Then again, I have no idea what happened to the ones who left. I hope they're alright. But I doubt they are.
I think the poor souls who lived here died and became spider food, but I'm not about to say anything to the gang. Let's go check out the helicopter upstairs since Cody was so into it.

It's so awesome!

I flew it, you know.

She flew it IN here.

Helicopters are cool. Can I get inside?

Not the best idea, kid.

But...

Don't touch it. Don't even come near it.

But why...?

Because it might fall. I wouldn't want you to fall and hurt yourself.

Soon after my wife died I heard your helicopter. I walked outside just in time to see you fly over the house.

Yeah. I wasn't sure if the place was abandoned or not.

Why didn't you land there if you were low on fuel?

I was trying to touch down this baby since I had flown past the city. It was not particularly operative.

Are those... bullet holes?

It's a long story.
And as much as I would like to hear that story, Cate ain't sharing it. Either she got shot at when she took the helicopter in the first place, or when she flew over the city. The helicopter is actually a problem, because it's going to let in a whole lot of cold given that huge hole it left on the roof. We'll work on that later. For now, let's gas up the generator in the barn and set it to "house" for heat...
Investigation

I've fueled the generator. Now I just have to start it.

The generator is running again.
Inside
Wow, it's bright in here now! Time to run back to the burger joint with the short pipe, then the gas station to top off the canister again.
Exploration
Barry, my fine man, what's your take on the place?

What do you think of this place?

You know, in all those years living just a bit down the road, I never visited this place.

Any particular reason?

Maggie... My wife was a great cook. You should have tasted her steak. Or her grilled chicken with pasta. She was... She was... Anyway. I never ate here. But looking at this place from up close, I don't think I missed much.
For any goons feeling hungry, hit up the Goons With Spoons subforum, and you too can learn to be a great cook like Maggie! But enough of that. Let's get to the back of the restaurant and work on that damn flagpole. Use the pipe on the rope mechanism, David!

This pipe fits perfectly into the opening.
Success! I use some leverage and claim our prizes: the restaurant's flag, and the rope it was hanging on. I want to get the pipe back too, but...
(Interaction - Short pipe) The clamp is already released. It seems that the pipe is stuck here for good.

A restaurant flag (0.5 kg). A big and thick sheet of red fabric with a picture of a tasty hamburger. I miss hamburgers.

A rope (2 kg). A few meters of strong rope.
Pour one out for our pipe. I head inside to try and access the restaurant by using the flamethrower on the spiderwebs, but...
(Item - Flamethrower on spiderwebs) Yeah, and burn down the whole place I'm trying to get to in the process. No, thanks...
So much for that. That's all we got from the two new areas we discovered today. After refueling the canister in the gas station I return to the household. Time to see what can be done about sealing the place up and getting it heated.
Inside
(Item - Stack of documents on fireplace) I've put a stack of documents into the fireplace.
(Item - Empty charcoal bag on fireplace) There is already some kindling in the fireplace. Everything that would prolong the fire is useful, but instead of burning it all at once, I should put the fuel and kindling in the kindling box by the fireplace to save it for later.
(Item - Empty charcoal bag on kindling box) I've put an empty bag of charcoal into the kindling box.
(Item - Wad of cash on kindling box) I've put a wad of cash into the kindling box.
(Item - Pest control truck sticky note on kindling box) I've put a pest control truck sticky note into the kindling box.
(Item - Propane tank on empty gas heater) I've installed the propane tank in the gas heater.

A gas heater (20 kg). Loaded with a gas bottle, it can produce a lot of heat.
(Item - Extension cord on electrical heater) I should find somewhere to plug this extension cord in first before I hook it up.
I saw a plug near the broken PC upstairs, so I go there.
(Item - Extension cord on broken computer) Judging by the look of the socket this PC was plugged into, I think it stopped working soon after it fried that computer's circuits.
I kept looking for a plug, and found one in the kitchen. I used the extension cord with this result! Now, let's plug in that electric heater.
(Item - Electric heater on extension cord sockets) Plugging this into the extension cord here isn't the best idea. I should take the extension cord somewhere else first.
(Interaction - Extension cord sockets) Where should I take the end of the extension cord?
I get an option to give the extension cord to someone else or even throw it out into the passage somewhere (or outside). I decide to leave it where it lies for now and ask you all to make the decision for me later. For now, let's remove all the spider barricade reinforcements from the windows.
Thanks to the combined efforts of the gang, removing the broken window reinforcements is quite a fast job.

Besides the nails, the barricade was not salvageable.
Hmm... what about the helicopter? I don't think we can remove it by force. Can we cover it with the restaurant flag?
(Item - Restaurant flag on helicopter) It's too small to cover the helicopter...
Maybe that's good for covering the latch itself. Right now I'm worried about the flue being clogged up. David climbs on the roof alone and no item interactions worked with the chimney. My big idea is to get one of the other characters into this, maybe by giving them the rope and convince them to climb down the chimney, so that's what I do.

Yay! Tug of war!

I'm not THAT desperate, thanks. Also, this was really distasteful.

Do you want me to tie you up or something? I'm not really into that kind of thing. On the other hand, I could take a break from you.
Damn it, zero for three on the "explain what my idea is" attempt. What else can I do... Maybe the roadblock has something new for us to check out?
Wasteland
The two bitten bodies are gone, probably eaten by the spiders. There are tire tracks here now, though. None of our party members have anything to say about the area.
(Interaction - Tire tracks) These tracks weren't here yesterday.

The road ahead is blocked. Maybe someone was trying to go around the crash site.

That's possible, I guess.

Let's follow the tracks and see where they take us.

That's my life motto.
It looks like we have a new area to explore, an RV. Our fuel is in the red now, warning us we're low. But damn it, Barry did a good job keeping it up to date. Let's follow that trail!
Exploration

Looks like their trip didn't end well... I wonder what happened.

My guess is their car broke down. RVs are not the best suited for off-road travel, you know.

They set a camp and then... The spiders got them.
These people were really unlucky. You can still see one of them half-covered in the webs, but not quite fully-eaten. Let's ask the gang what they think of this desolate area.

So, what do you think of this place?

Like I said, they must have gone off-road to get past the roadblock. And their suspension didn't survive that. Consequently, neither did they.

What do you think about this place?

I wonder where those people were going. Like... there's nothing here!

And? Any ideas why they were here?

Maybe... they wanted to hide a treasure. Hey, do you think there's a treasure here or something?

I doubt that...

Maybe let's dig?

Maybe let's not.

Awww. Pssst. David. Distract her. I'm gonna dig!

I hear you, kid.

Uh oh! Abort! Run away!

What do you think of this place?

This place smells of death. Like most of the world, actually... making it a pretty ordinary place, I guess.

I hope some stuff here will be useful to us.

Well, surely it won't be useful to the previous owners. Looking at all those deaths I can't help myself but wonder: How did we... survive up to this point?

Maybe it was destiny.

Destiny. Hah. Or blind chance. And nothing more.

Not everything is pointless, Barry.

Yeah? Well, my wife's death was pointless.

I'm sorry.
Low blow there, Barry. But both Cody and Barry have a point about "treasure" and "stuff" to be had here. Surely something can act as a sort of flue-unblocker here, right? Besides the RV, there's also a rock formation and a cave.
(Interaction - RV) Well, let's see...
Huh. Sure, why not? Three minutes is nothing, and we can probably get an upgrade to the car, too.

The engine seems fine, but the suspension is busted. The RV is not going anywhere, and I don't think there is anything I can do to fix it. Also, the internal battery for appliances seems to be working, but I don't know how much juice it has left. The battery is charged when the engine is running.
I guess if we need to charge any batteries or something, we can just bring some fuel to the RV, plug it in, and let it run. Nothing on hand needs that, though.
(Interaction - RV fuel inlet) I could pour fuel through that.
(Interaction - RV electrical socket) The socket won't solve any problems without anything to plug in.
(Interaction - RV hook) The hook is attached to the RV with big bolts.
(Item - Wrench on RV hook) I've detached the hook.

A hook (0.5 kg). A big, metal hook.
(Interaction - Body in the car) He's dead. No valuable belongings.
(Interaction - Body outside) He doesn't have anything interesting. Not much I can do for that poor guy.

Are you sure you don't want to bury him? Because we have sooo much time on our hands.

Cate... we buried Barry's wife to help him.

So why are they not worth getting their own funeral?

Don't be snarky, okay? Of course they're worth it. We just don't have the time.

Hear that? Sorry guys, it's past our grave-digging time for today.

Whatever, Catherine.
You know what, let's get that shovel out, and--

Did you really want to dig for treasure, David?

I, uh...

Great. Looks like I have TWO kids on my team.
I just wanted to poke around with it...
The inside of the RV seems pretty cozy, if unsafe. We have some items to grab here, too, including two bottles of water.
(Interaction - First aid kit) There is some stuff in this first aid kit. There was a bandage in the first aid kit. There's something more here. There was a thermal blanket in the first aid kit. There's nothing else in here. Previous owners must have used it all.
(Interaction - Driver's seat) (Attempts to start the RV.) Something is wrong. It won't start, but the engine is fine. Fuel perhaps...?

A warm jacket (0.3 kg). A bit small, but it's thick and warm.

A warm jacket (0.3 kg). Smells a bit odd, but it's thick and warm.

A green blanket (0.5 kg). It's thick, heavy, and also stained with what I hope was tea.

A bandage (0.2 kg). A roll of clean bandage. I'd better keep this in case someone gets hurt.

A thermal blanket (0.1 kg). Low-weight, low-bulk blanket made of heat-reflective thin silvery sheeting.
Now that we've taken everything of value from here, we can ask the others about the RV.

It must have been fun riding through wastelands with this thing.

Well, its end certainly didn't look like fun.

Every road ends somewhere, Cate.

My road ain't ending in the dust of a wasteland thanks to a broken car.

Maybe sometimes it's not about where it ends, but rather how it goes?

Nah. Only losers say that. Don't say that.

Do you like this RV?

It's cool! Can we take it? We could travel the world!

I think it's broken.

Well, there aren't too many nice things to see anyway, so it's okay...

Isn't it a nice RV?

Looks cozy. I could probably repair it if we had a few days... which, of course, we don't have. Not that it would be better than a well-fortified house anyway.
Good stuff, good stuff. But I'm curious about the cave and rock formation outside. Did the RVers camp down there?
(Interaction - Rock formation) This rock formation is full of cracks and holes, but it looks really sturdy and stable.
(Interaction - Cave) It's at least 7 feet deep. I don't want to jump in there.
(Item - Hook on rope) I've tied the rope with the hook.

A rope with a hook (2.5 kg). A few meters of strong rope with a hook attached to one end.
David finally does something I want with the rope! Let's head down there!
Inside

Brr... it's really cold down here.
This is an interesting area, but there's nothing here to be had. Given the cold, though, it's obviously unsuited for the coming blizzard. What do our intrepid companions think of this icy pit?

So, what do you think of this place?

David, if you were looking for a place that I couldn't compare to a hole in the ground, you've found it. This is literally a hole in the ground. There is nothing here, just severe cold.

What do you think about this cave?

It's cold in here!!! ...cold in here! Echo! Echo! Gekko! ...ekko! Tee-hehehe! hehe!

What do you think of this place?

It's cold, like Cate's heart.

Hey!

What? It's an accurate description.

I think I have to agree.

You could have said it's dark, like our future. Or its bottom is as hard as life has recently become. Or that it's shallow, like our current discussion.
Looks like the trip out here was only good for the contents of the RV. Time to head back to our shelter, because we are entirely out of places to explore for today. Let's not forget our rope and hook, though.
(Interaction - Rope and hook) I've removed the hook from the crack. That rope might be useful elsewhere.
Upon returning to the shelter, I throw a bunch of items in the storage chest and take our brand new rope and hook to the roof and chimney, where upon using the rope and hook on said chimney reveals it was clogged by... a dead bird.

A dead bird (0.1 kg). Mummified carcass of a bird. I don't see a reason to carry this around...
Let's offer it to our companions!

Wha... Are you a cat or something? Or are you just really bad with women.

Yuck! Can I poke it?

I'm not sure you should walk around with it in your backpack.
Well, I am taking this dead bird to space, you hear me? These conversations happened as I walked around the wasteland for this update!

So kid, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Hmm... I'm not sure.

Not that it matters now anyway.

Policeman? Fireman? I'm sure you had some ideas.

I wanted to work in a zoo. There are so many animals there! I could play with tigers!

That could be dangerous...

No, I've heard they can be really friendly!

If you say so, kid.

Knock knock.

...

Knock knock!

There's no one home.

You don't know how to have fun...

Hey, Cate?

Yeah?

Well...

What is it?

I was just wondering. Sometimes you're kind of mean to David.

And?

And... well... I just don't understand. Don't you... like him?

Well... it's not that I DON'T like him...

But you make fun of him or get angry and yell at him all the time.

Cause sometimes he acts like a... a goof!

A goof?

Yes, a goof. It means that sometimes he does stupid things.

Oh, okay. I get it.

Are we done here?

Yeah, thanks. I need to think about it some more.

As long as you do it quietly...

Eleven... Fourteen times three...

Cate! What are you calculating?

Two hundred seventy... gah! Why do you have to interrupt like that?!

Sorry. I was just curious.

I was calculating how much fuel we will need.

We have pretty much all the fuel that we could need from the gas station.

I meant the rocket fuel.

Wait... you've been counting that in your head?

I read the technical manual to the Sidereal's ship. It wasn't easy to get one, I might add. But as for now I know it by heart.

How do you know how much we weigh? I guess that's a factor, right?

I... approximate.
All right, that was a long entry, but I can't see anything else that can be done today that doesn't involve preparing for the long, cold night. Goons, it is time to reconvene David's hive mind...
Here is what our inventory looks like, for your perusal. There are five votes for you to consider today.
First, who should get what coats, jackets, and blankets to keep warm? I figured size may be a component, so both small jackets to Cate and Cody, and the big ones to Barry and David, with the blankets going to our party members and not David himself.
Second, where should we put the electric heater and the gas heater? I want to put one heater in the living room and the other in the bedroom upstairs.
Third, should we light the oven as well as the fire for extra heat? I am definitely lighting the fire (possibly using the flamethrower, haha) but do you think it would be safe to turn the oven on? I want to say yes to the oven.
Fourth, how else should we protect our home from the cold? I am probably overlooking something, so should we board up the windows with plastic and duct tape? Should we close the hatch outside and maybe use the burger flag to cover the broken hatch?
Fifth, what shall we name our new best friend, the dead bird?